EMERGENCY ALERT !!! PLEASE READ !!!
As Hurricane Irene batters the East Coast, federal disaster officials have warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences & unwanted eye contact. FEMA has advised: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Sports, family, the weather. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together.”
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